Hey kids! Remember that wangsty Darkrai fic I MSTed? There was supposed to be a sequel the author's best friend written in response that I was gonna riff as well. Three years later... it's finally done. Farewell, Development Hell!

Title: Justice Science Theater
Author: goldeneye101/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, language, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload, violence, and brain-boggling rape in the original. Alcohol in both.
Ships/Characters: Alicia, Alberto and Darkrai (Fic), Lake Trio (MST)
Finished: Yes. For sure.

Original: Here.

( I'm sure it's not the first time Metallica has been misused for bad Pokefic. )

Ladies and Gentleman? Allow me to introduce you to what I call a case of "Development Hell." For everyone who's ever had a longfill on a kink meme, here's my advice to you; finish it first before promising the OT their fic. This fic has endured Writer's Block and a second playthrough of B/W, but there was one song that inspired me to save it... "The Origin of Love" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Don't be surprised if you start seeing parallels between the fic and the song. :o

OT wanted fluffy sex between N and Touko, with the latter showing the former what love is. I don't know if OT ever got to read the finished fill, but hopefully, she will. And if she did, I hope it's to your satisfaction, and I thank your kindness and patience which encouraged me to keep going. :)

Also thanks to Sarah for the title suggestion. Yay~ ♥

Title: Fitting Back Together
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: R
Warnings: Sex and mild swearing.
Ships/Characters: N/Touko
Finished: Yes. ;D

( But I could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine. )

Someone requested Gardevoir/Gallade BL? I'm on it like butter on toast. I'm a sucker for this sort of thing. :3

Title: Justified
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: G
Warnings: None.
Ships/Characters: Male!Gardevoir/Gallade
Finished: Yes

( Unconventional? Perhaps. But so was a Kirlia who dealt with physical strength. )

A depressed character gets a big hug from a random Audino.

Multiple mini-fills encouraged for maximum cuteness. =)

Best prompt or best prompt? This is one of my favorite fills that I've written for pokanon. This was written the day before Pokemon Dream World finally worked, and... needless to say, I preferred my version. :P Also I ship Audino & Scrafty. So cute!

Title: Regenerator
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: General
Rating: G
Warnings: None.
Ships/Characters: Audino, Scrafty
Finished: Yes

( Short and sweet like an embrace )

Who among you have read the infamous My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfic, Cupcakes? Which, in spite of my squeamish nature, didn't squick me out nearly as much as I thought it should. Is it because Sweeney Todd is my favorite musical? That I've been watching films like American Psycho and Clockwork Orange? Maybe Cinema Snob has something to do with it. I mean, Cupcakes had a few moments that made me go "ow" but it didn't make me literally sick like "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk did.

The fact I sound desensitized disturbs me more than Cupcakes itself. D: Needless to say, the fanwork and the reactions are what makes the fic interesting. Sure enough, I had this bunny (more like Killer Rabbit) gnawing on me so I had to give in and write this little crossover. Clearly not my best work (even for Cupcakes!Pinkie Pie, I don't think she's "Pinkie" enough) but it was a good opportunity to throw in horrible puns.

P.S. There really is a pony named Sweetheart, and she's one of the "7 Pony Friends" in a show called "My Little Pony Tales." Here's her photo.

Title: READY! FOR CUPCAKES!
Author: Puri
Fandom: Eversion meets My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Takes place after "Cupcakes" by Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown. Cameo appearance from a mystery fandom.
Genre: Horror
Rating: R
Warnings: Graphic violence. Cannibalism. OOC!Pinkie Pie.
Ships/Characters: Zee-Tee, Pinkie Pie & Pinkamena. Plus a surprise guest.
Finished: Yes

( READY! FOR CUPCAKES )

( ALTERNATE ENDING )

( ALTERNATE ENDING 2 )

( H/C Bingo )

( Kink Bingo )

Good idea, Puri. You're writing a novel with a hurt/comfort relationship between two characters, so you look at a prompt requesting, "Flint/Volkner. Volkner's raped by whoever (not Flint) and Flint comforts him." What do the voices in your head say? "Doooooo it! Doooooo it! Doooooo it!" Fuck you, muses. Fuck you.

I certainly didn't expect my first Flint/Volkner fic to be like this. :o Either way, I give major thanks to the people who have read it over for me, considering the delicate subject matter and that I haven't written anyone from Sinnoh in ages. (Except for a quick review of Sunyshore City and Volkner and Flint's in-game dialogue from Bulbapedia)

Now I kinda ship Flint/Volkner/Jasmine. Aw.

Title: Shocking Star
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Drama/Romance
Rating: R
Warnings: Rape*, bad language, alcohol.
Ships/Characters: Flint/Volkner
Finished: Yes

*DO NOT READ this fic if you are triggered by sexual assault. This is your second warning.

( Volkner: The Shining, Shocking Star )

Damn. Didn't I name a fic "Autumn Leaves" already? So much for my double entendre. :P I still have an unfinished fill at pokanon to poke at, but when I saw someone had prompted Sacredshipping, I had an idea and couldn't resist. ;; Whether OP was "passively complaining" or not, all that matters is I'm doing this for me~ ♥ I'm surprised how well this came out in spite my trying to be acquainted with B/W and feeling like I needed to refresh myself regarding G/S/C and HG/SS. Guess my love for those two crazy boys is still there. ;;

Edit: Changed the title because it was bugging me with its unoriginality. And the color of Bitty!Morty's scarf. Small difference, but hey.

Title: Cheri Berries From Johto (Originally Autumn Leaves)
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Ships/Characters: Morty/Eusine
Finished: Yes

( I knew a boy that would not share his bike, oh, but he let me go sailing )

This ficlet was inspired by this lovely fanart here. (NSFW) :3 The pokanon prompt wanted scarves, and despite my absolute lack of confidence writing Grimsley and Marshal, I caved in and wrote this. <.<;;; Basically a "coming out of hibernation after working on my novel for eons and eons" piece, nom. I'm actually kind of proud how this turned out. :) As for the title, well... it's one of those "says on the tin" things. :P

Title: Scarf Love
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic sex. Mwoiiiiiing~!
Ships/Characters: Grimsley/Marshal
Finished: Yes

( You've worked hard today. It's time you earned your winnings. )

Posted on pokanon to an ancient prompt: To quote PokeBeach, "After you defeat a Lass outside of Rock Tunnel in Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, and their remakes, she tells you 'The POKEMON here are so chunky! There should be a pink one with a floral pattern!'" This anon wants fic or fanart of said Lass discovering Munna. MAKE IT CUTE.

I'm a sucker for little things like this (aka minor NPC details), so of course I replied and went ahead and made it cute~ ♥

Title: Pink Dream
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: General/Friendship
Rating: G
Warnings: This was written around the early Japanese release of B/W, so names like "Isshu" are still used. Shouldn't be hard to understand though.
Ships/Characters: Picnicker Carol, Munna
Finished: Yes

( The POKEMON here are so chunky! There should be a pink one with a floral pattern! )